Since the CG was used as a POW camp, and the very future of our beloved island race and its dominioins were threaten by the goose stepping, jack booted, hun, its fair to say that this is a crisis without precedent.
In fact, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portrage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying "This Is a Large Crisis."
...and an orchestra in the gents