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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 12:15:38 » |
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i was talking to a mate last night and i told him the following story which i had kind of forgot about, so i thought i would share it with you and you never know it might come in handy.......
i was seeing this girl for about 2 years, it was when i lived in birmingham and she was at uni and came from sussex, so out of term time i stayed at her parents house with her.
now her father was a bit of a cunt, i was never good enough for his precious little girl and boy did he let me know it. so i had to put up with his patronising put downs and dirty looks for 2 years. i was always polite and curteous and never rose to it.
so in the end she cheated on me. i found out whilst staying at the dreaded in laws. she admitted it to me upstairs in her room and we had a very heated exchange until i packed my stuff and left the house.
as i was leaving her dad was sat at the kitchen table and as i passed him he asked me if everything was alright with a smug grin on his face. i replied
" no, your daughter has found someone else, so i doubt we will be seing each other again, but i would like to thank you and your wife for always making me feel welcome."
"well sorry about that" he replied with a grin from ear to ear.
" no worries i said, these things happen, but i will tell you one thing i will miss, the anal sex, your daughter has incredible arse control"
with his grin turned to a look of horror, i turned and walked out the door.
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STFC_Manc
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 12:20:05 » |
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:goodpost:
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Red81
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 12:37:59 » |
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Victory is sweet even deep in the cheap seats
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 13:07:56 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 13:09:34 » |
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Thats superb Mex
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 14:27:50 » |
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Great story Mex  |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 15:31:07 » |
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Ace. |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 16, 2007, 15:33:19 » |
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Top notch.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2007, 14:11:38 » |
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fantastic, made me laugh like fuck! |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2007, 16:23:27 » |
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