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Ralphy

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« on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 17:53:22 »

Lets have some jokes to cheer us all up after this horrible, rainy day.

Whats wrinkled, pink and hangs out your pants???

Your mum.
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Marie

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 17:59:57 »

thats crap!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:01:54 »

yep i'm good at crap jokes  
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:04:27 »

Whats the difference between an oven and a fanny?

The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out  
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Marie

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:16:40 »

Thats not ANY better!!!  :?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:21:00 »

Ralph thats discusting Shocked
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Asher

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:21:36 »

Boy turns around to his mother and says 'mum, why are you white and im half black?' mum snaps back 'thinking back to that party its lucky you dont bark'
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:21:47 »

Not a joke but.....

http://www.davincisnotebook.com/sounds/enormous.mp3
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 18:40:45 »

Quote from: "Asher"
Boy turns around to his mother and says 'mum, why are you white and im half black?' mum snaps back 'thinking back to that party its lucky you dont bark'
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2005, 19:19:34 »

whats small, brown and fiddles with kids?

Micheal Jacksons Hand!  Soapy Tit Wank
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