Favorite Andy King Story

[Crozzer]

Besides his comment on his wife and players going down, I don't have one.

[Richard4acre]

Whats all this about?

[janaage]

2002

Kingy's giving it large all evening, does some speech were he rips into a few players (light heartedly).  So Razor Ruddock grabs the microphone and starts telling the following story.

"I was in the shower the other day and Kingy walks in, obviously taken a back by the size of my love muscle Kingy asks me how come it's so big.  So I say well every night I get home as I go upstairs to bed I whack my cock against the stair bannister and over time it's got bigger and bigger.

So Andy goes home that night, opens the front door, starts to go up the stairs, gets his old man out starts whacking it against the bannister and he hears his Mrs shout out

"Razor....is that you"

Apparently Kingy was fuming.


And that is my favourite Andy King story.

[sonic youth]

that's fucking quality  

[stfc_steve]

haha legend

a really funny one was when he said if gurney was not so aggresive he could play in the prem  :?

[red macca]

I think it was on hear i heard this one.

it was at a pre season game and someone said to kingy"your looking well have you been keeping fit" and king replied no i have got aids

[tans]

quality