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magicroundabout
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005, 13:54:08 »
All be it an ironic one!!
A man goes into a shop
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> Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
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> Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
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> Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
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> Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, Cancer scare
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> Customer: Hamburger Relish?
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> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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>Customer: Sausage and Mash?
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> Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
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> Customer: Cottage Pie?
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> Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
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> Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
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> Shopkeeper: Yes
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> Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
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> Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
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> Customer: Thanks
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Amir
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Onion_Jimbo
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not as good as my joke but still was nice like a koala
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Rigobert Song La la la
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