Ashton Gate is falling down...

A Bristol City fan dies and goes on up to heaven, proudly wearing his City
shirt. He knocks on the pearly gates and out comes St Peter in a Rovers
scarf.
"Sorry," says St Peter. "No S***heads in Heaven."
"What!?" says the man, astounded.
"You heard me," says St Peter. "No City fans here. Company policy."
"But, but, but - I've been a good man," says the City supporter.
"Yeah?" says St Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," says the bloke, "three weeks before I died, I gave ten quid to
Children in Need."
"Oh," says St Peter. "anything else?
"Two weeks before I died I gave £10 to Oxfam."
"Hmmm. Anything else?
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave £10 to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," says St Peter, "Wait here a minute while I have a word with the
guvnor."
Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and
says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty
quid back. Now f*** off!"