Alesson to all Dad's!

[Compo]

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad
>>>>>is
>>>>>  reading the paper.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  "Daddy, where does poo come from?" she asks.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is
>>>>
>>>>> already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
>>>>>  "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
>>>>>  "Yes," answers the girl.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  "Well the food we eat goes into our tummies and our bodies break down
>>>>>  the food with strong acid, then we take out all the good stuff, and
>>>>>then
>>>>>  whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the
>>>>>toilet,
>>>>>  and that is poo."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes in
>>>>
>>>>> stunned silence for a few seconds, her bottom lip quivering, then she
>>>>>  asks:
>>>>>
>>>>>  "And Tigger?"

[pumbaa]

I read that on another forum yesterday, and was about to post it, but you've beaten me to it.

 

[DV]

speaking of dads....clearing out a few things and my we found a picture of my dad and his mates at Burnley in the League Cup semi-final....it ended up on the front page of the adver....

.....shame he was supposed to be in school at the time  

busted!