http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4954684.stmThe vessel, which has more than 1,800 rooms for up to 4,375 passengers at a time, is more than 1,112ft (339m) long and is higher than the Eiffel Tower.
It boasts an onboard surfing pool with its own wave machine, a huge rock climbing wall and skating rink.
Fookin hell, surely you'd spend half the cruise walking!
