A Joke

[STFC Village]

After yet another defeat for Oxford United, manager Brian Talbot takes the Oxford players out for a meal at the local bistro. The waiter approaches Talbot and asks him what he would like. Talbot replies, "I'll have the prawn cocktail for starters, and a 16oz steak as a main course".

"And the vegetables?", asks the waiter.

"Oh, they'll have the same".

[Bedford Red]

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend  says,
"My feet are cold mate, Can you go and get me my slippers from  upstairs
please."  The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin
18 year old  daughters.

"Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

[Sade]

   

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

[my-velocity]