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« on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:09:05 » |
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Eva Braun says 'You can't bring him in here' and Michael Jackson says 'You're right. Let's bury her' Frank's random joke generator... http://kineticnorth.com/RandomJoke/Has me in stitches each time  |
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:09:20 » |
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A nun and a horse go into a igloo. The spastic says 'You can't bring him in here' and the horse says 'I may be blind but at least I'm not black'
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:15:48 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:20:04 » |
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A spastic and Gary Glitter go into a church. The pirate says 'What's the difference between acne and a paedophile?' and the spastic says 'You should see what's down my other trouser leg' Fucking brilliant. The above should be read in a Tommy Cooper style.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:22:29 » |
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I lie, the best link ever was that one on the adver forum you posted of two blindfolded girls shagging away while the bloke films them. Younger one takes off her b.f. and all you hear is "oh my god, mum!" |
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:26:23 » |
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I lie, the best link ever was that one on the adver forum you posted of two blindfolded girls shagging away while the bloke films them. Younger one takes off her b.f. and all you hear is "oh my god, mum!" I've been looking for that but never found it again. It was supposed to become the trailer for a whole website.  |
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:28:13 » |
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I found the forum link a while back but the movie link is dead. Also the one that turned my PC japanese. That was less amusing.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:35:18 » |
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Hand on heart, that was never meant to happen!  I've still got that link in my favourites. |
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:36:26 » |
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Whack it up  |
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:39:11 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:44:06 » |
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It still gives me interweb aids :?
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, February 25, 2006, 00:47:30 » |
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It's not that great anymore.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 2, 2006, 22:00:43 » |
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A jew goes into a igloo. The pirate says 'What's that foul smell?' and the jew says 'A baby with a javelin through its neck' A lesbian and a spastic go into a web development company. The alien says 'What's the difference between acne and a paedophile?' and the spastic says 'It started out as a wart on my arse' Gary Glitter, an epileptic and a jew go into a web development company. The truck driver says 'What do you get if you put a dead baby in a blender?' and Gary Glitter says 'Hypothermia' I'm liking this site  |
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