I'm sorry Nozza

But me and Walrus are a couple of cunts. This has to be posted though, best wind up in a long time. In this story I'm 'Cunning Stunts', Walrus is 'Pablo' and Nozza is 'Alex'

Pablo says:
u little cunt stop siding with sipiecunty

Alex says:
u think saying that is likely to make me like you?

Alex says:
if so

Alex says:
you have a lot to learn

Alex says:
so why exactly are you 2 arguing?

Pablo says:
:|

Pablo says:
u dont know?

Alex says:
well sort of

Pablo says:
hasnt simon been kind enough to tell you?

Cunning Stunts says:
it's personal though

Cunning Stunts   says:
he did something real bad

Pablo says:
you're sister's hardly personal....

Alex says:
soapy tit wank

Pablo says:
yeh i did, i must hav been wasted

Cunning Stunts says:
cunt

Pablo says:
lucky i didnt catch something

Cunning Stunts says:
i fucking hate you, you silly cunt. i'm surprised my sis didn't catch stupid disease from you

Alex says:
tell me what happened then Walrus

Alex says:
what did you do with his sister?

Pablo says:
i got wankered and shafted her

Pablo says:
well i think i did.... i'll be fucked if i can remember

Pablo says:
im surprised i cud get it up with that schlag

Alex says:
you are a bit of an arsehole really

Alex says:
do people your own age

Pablo says:
his sister is my age

Pablo says:
roughly...

Alex   says:
his sister is 2 years younger than you

Cunning Stunts   says:
minus a couple of years

Pablo says:
besides, si hardly shags people his age :|

Pablo says:
meh 2 years is nothing

Pablo says:
ive shagged a 14 yr old before

Pablo says:
it's tighter at that age

Alex says:
you're disgusting

Alex says:
the TEF would love to know about this

Cunning Stunts   says:
no mate it's too personal

Alex says:
fair play

Alex says:
I respect your decision

Pablo says:
you fucking dare alexs and i'll beat you twice

Alex says:
soapy tit wank

Alex says:
good one

Pablo says:
:|

Alex   says:
so....

Alex   says:
have you 2 said anything constructive to each other?

Alex   says:
while I have been away

Cunning Stunts   says:
what do you think?

Alex   says:
errrm no

Alex   says:
are you able to fill me in on any developments?

Cunning Stunts says:
he's been ribbing me about my sis the cunt

Pablo   says:
and u havent done the same about my mum?

Cunning Stunts   says:
that's so daft. you know i didnt take advantage she came on to me

Cunning Stunts says:
plus she's old enough to know better

Alex   says:
I'm buying a Soviet Knife on ebay along with a lighter

Alex   says:
a change of subject never hurt anyone

Pablo   says:
she was pissed

Pablo   says:
slightly different

Cunning Stunts   says:
thats nice. can i stab walrus with the knife and set fire to his hair?

Alex   says:
if you want to buy the stuff from me

Pablo   says:
you're not man enough

Pablo   says:
even my mum laughed bout ur 4 incher

Alex says:
that's low Paul

Alex says:
below the belt in fact

Alex   says:
soapy tit wank

Alex   says:
not a bad joke if I say so myself

Cunning Stunts   says:
cunt

Alex   says:
me?

Cunning Stunts   says:
no him

Alex   says:
phew

Alex   says:
soapy tit wank

Alex   says:
I thought u were pissed off with me then

Cunning Stunts   says:
i do get the feeling you're enjoying this too much though

Pablo   says:
everyone's pissed off with u on the townend tho....

Pablo   says:
you are alex

Pablo   says:
ur a little cunt

Pablo   says:
fucking coming on here reading our problems

Cunning Stunts   says:
i like to think he was trying to stop the arguments

Alex   says:
thankyou Simon

Alex   says:
I'm trying to assess the problems and see if anything can be done about them

Pablo   says:
thankyou councellor polska

Alex   says:
no problem

Cunning Stunts   says:
to be honest mate it's a lost cause. this could be on trisha or jerry springer

Alex   says:
probably

Alex   says:
does anyone on the townend know anything about this?

Alex   says:
I won't say anything

Pablo   says:
yeh you will

Cunning Stunts   says:
to be honest you could tell everyone, i dont care anymore. this whole thing is shit

Pablo   says:
fuck it

Pablo   says:
i've fucked simon up more than he's fucked me up

Cunning Stunts   says:
yeah right

Alex   says:
is that some form of apology?

Cunning Stunts   says:
8-)

Pablo   says:
nope

Pablo   says:
im not apologising to that Stunning Cunt

Cunning Stunts   says:
from me. no i wont apologise but i guess getting this off my chest would help me

Alex   says:
how do you plan to do that?

Alex   says:
.................

Cunning Stunts says:
how can i really?

Cunning Stunts says:
i dont wanna say sorry but i wanna put this crap in the past where it belongs

Alex   says:
just say sorry

Alex   says:
you too Walrus

Pablo   says:
fucking say sorry you cunt

Alex   says:
you need to apologise too Paul

Pablo   says:
fuck off

Pablo   says:
she was fair game

Pablo   says:
dont see the problem?

Cunning Stunts   says:
cos you made out like you were a nice guy that wanted a relationship and then fucked off pretty quickly

Pablo   says:
what can i say? I sobered up :|

Alex says:
that is a nasty thing to say

Cunning Stunts   says:
i cant stay any longer this is making me wanna smash my computer

Alex says:
Walrus you need to stop drinking so much

Cunning Stunts   says:
i'm gonna go offline for a bit. might be back when i've calmed down maybe

Alex   says:
just block Walrus

Alex   says:
stay online

Alex   says:
no offence mate

Pablo   says:
fuck off hed aint blocking me or i'll come round and knock his block off :|