I have just had an offer for Rory Fallon what shall I do?

[Big Ron]

It is now 5.20. I am stuck here in the office by myself. I have just had an offer of 375 000 for Rory Fallon from Norwich. I don't know what to do I can't find Iffy anywhere. I sent him to Sainsburys to get me a Terrys choclate orange at 3 but he should be back by now. Anyone know his mobile number Nigel Worthington needs an answer before he goes home at six otherwise the deals off. What shall I do can you help me i know the club needs the money but if i sell Rory then who is going to reach to put up the new chandiliers in my office.
      I can't be bothered I have a headache. You the fans can decide for me.

[Boeta]

get huckerby and thorne thrown in on top ronnie and it's a deal

[Ben Wah Balls]

It's not a bad price, you should haggle with them. Demand £500k but settle for £400k, if you can get us a couple of decent players from them for cheap then all the better.

[Big Ron]

Huckerby is only small. I think I had him at Coventry. Do you think Thorne could reach the Chandilears?

[Leggett]

no, but he could probably spell it better.

[Spud]

no, but he could probably spell it better.

 

[Big Ron]

It's not a bad price, you should haggle with them. Demand £500k but settle for £400k, if you can get us a couple of decent players from them for cheap then all the better.

Good idea. If I can get 400 for him maybe Sandy Gray will let me have a tanning bed in my office. The chandiliers are setting us back 100 big ones as it is. But as deadly Dug would say "You can hardly expect big name players to join us if they don't see a bit of style" Thanks for the advice.

[Ben Wah Balls]

If the chandeliers are going up soon maybe Mikolanda can help?

[sonicyouth]

why didn't you send iffy to tesco, it's only next door.

[Big Ron]

why didn't you send iffy to tesco, it's only next door.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just between you and me I wanted to get him out the way for a while so that I can sort this club out. He needs a good kick up the backside that bloke you know what these blacks are like they can be a bit lazy. But keep that to yourself. Tommorrow I am going to make him wash the merc.