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mattboyslim

« Reply #45 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:21:21 »

Howards dives were hilarious, rory seems to win a few Free kicks, but not a proper cheat, considering the amount of physical challenges he's involved in.  A fair few teams have the cursory fancy dan winger who goes down like a cheap slag at the hint a tackle.  

And there's always Dean Windass.
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:22:08 »

Ronaldo isnt a cheat, but he over exagerates his falling too the ground way too much....which infact makes him look like a cheat.

Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  Cheesy
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fatbury

« Reply #47 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:23:36 »

I dont think Swindon have any divers really .. good honest pros most of them ... Jan the Man used to go to ground a bit too easily in his day but I could forgive him for some reason!
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McLovin

« Reply #48 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:25:09 »

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Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  Cheesy


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.
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fatbury

« Reply #49 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:26:15 »

i guess the joke is ... that as a player i used to dive in the box a lot!
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:26:36 »

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Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  Cheesy


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.


You mean a Steve Trowbridge tackle and its now universally know  Cheesy

The handball was purely accidental, my arm was by my side, ball to hand  Wink
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McLovin

« Reply #51 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:27:47 »

haha, brilliant. He injured Big Phil for 3 months after one of them in training...
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fatbury

« Reply #52 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:28:15 »

shud have been a penalty from what i heard DV!  Wink

you Merlining tomorrow by the way?
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DMR

« Reply #53 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:30:56 »

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Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  Cheesy


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.


fucking Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick, that made me laugh coffe all over the place :grin:
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McLovin

« Reply #54 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:33:02 »

Sorry, DMR... Cheesy
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:33:19 »

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shud have been a penalty from what i heard DV!  Wink

you Merlining tomorrow by the way?


Apart from the fact it was up the other end of the pitch.

Probably Merlining tomorrow, no idea what time. Lots of shit to sort out tomorrow.
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fatbury

« Reply #56 on: Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:37:41 »

damn ... should have read about it more closely  Soapy Tit Wank

surprise tho .. its not Birmingham on tomorrow .. Villa v Manure .. we can see all those cheaty diving skills in full effect  
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