What I hate is the likes of Costa/Starbucks/Pret a Manger. In my world there are 3 types of coffee. Espresso, coffee, and cappuccino. None of this skinny latte bollocks.
Yes, I'd probably hate them if I knew what they were...in my world there is one type of coffee, that which comes out of a jar.
Don't drink the stuff myself, but need to keep a jar around because birds seem to like it...
Actually I do have a vague knowledge of the aforementioned places, seem to be the sort of place that birds can't get past, without stopping for a rabbit, between mega spending expeditions, on pointless crap. You also get some blokes in them as well, probably because they get chafing, while being dragged around, like obedient dogs.