http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/help-were-stuffed-turkey-hotline-comes-to-rescue-of-panicked-cooks-in-need-of-christmas-culinary-1849012.html 
I rang the hotline up today and asked for advice on how to stuff my bird...suffice to say i was politely informed that i probably had the wrong number.
Fuck me there will be a hotline on how to eat them next.....place your fork in gently...slice a tad off with your knife...then place into your big greedy hole.
This is last years page but it is up and running again Furkey Pluckers.
