I try to hide my belly in the black and gold away shirt from some years back! Works wonders!
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My wardrobe has been getting blacker and blacker over the last few years - bollocks to dieting. All old people are miserable anyway, who wants to get old?! Keep eating cakes, curries & chinese food, and drinking beer, is what I say - just wear black!
Then die with a smile on your face.