Picture of me on train back from cheltenham

[Spy]

How can you drink that shit, Ben?  If someone gave me a can, I'd cut out the middle man and pour it straight down the urinal.

You're talking about a man who thinks nothing of drinking bottles of white ace and who isn't homeless.

[flammableBen]

I haven't had a white ace in ages. I tend to stay off that shit now.

[Spy]

If you drink loads of white ace the hangover is so dirty. It feels like you've raped yourself.

[flammableBen]

The white ace experience could be likened to a self rape.

[Fred Elliot]

Classic quote of that train journey home

Ben to Coppers


"Oi copper, have you confiscated any drugs today you could let me have ?"