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Rich Pullen

« Reply #45 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 15:24:03 »

Most phrases that annoy me are already mentioned... I would add (unless already mentioned but missed by myself)

01) "That's Mint" - used a lot up here in the North East.

02) "Is it" - when used inappropriately.

Friend #1: We'll be going down <name>'s house later

Friend #2: Is it.

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« Reply #46 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 15:43:25 »

What starting to get on my nerves is being called mate/buddy/bruv.

I don't even know you so how am I your mate?!!!
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 15:47:49 »

Pal.
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 17:08:20 »

Which reminds me of a Simpsons moment

Lisa: Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means?

Homer: do I know what rhetorical means?

I dont tell it very well

Homer's Mum (singing): How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Homer: Seven!

Lisa: No Dad, its a rhetorical question.

Homer: Rhetorical, eh?....... Eight!

Back on subject - "I fink you're fick" - TH TH TH TH TH!
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 21:24:11 »

the phrase 'nice to meet you'. How the fuck do you know its nice to meet me?

Instead of this, I prefer to say 'Hi, I really hope that you are not a cunt'
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 21:28:19 »

the phrase 'nice to meet you'. How the fuck do you know its nice to meet me?

Instead of this, I prefer to say 'Hi, I really hope that you are not a cunt'

I might have to use this. It makes much more sense
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, November 2, 2009, 21:59:30 »

You shouldnt have..(when you buy someone a gift)
Is anyone sat there..(obviously not)
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 08:02:37 »

i think its like a lot of people but when someone say, bumps into you on a busy street and its obvoisly their fault, you're the one who says sorry.

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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 13:31:03 »

One thing that is really starting to bug me at the moment is when news/travel/weather people on radio shows finish their bit and say "We're next at 7" - what the hell does that mean ?
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 13:35:08 »

"I'm not one to gossip, but....."
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 18:46:54 »

Great question -

1) OMG (either written, or even worse, the letters said)
2) Good Times/Bad Times/Sad Times etc
3) Simples!
4) A-maze-ing or amez-ing
5) soapy tit wank (again, worse if someone says soapy tit wank) and Lick my Arse Orifice for facebook statuses.


Basically, anything Scott Mills says and people copy makes me cringe (or should that be "Kerr-ringe")
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 20:26:23 »

Regarding your last point, I would say it was soap that gets on your tits.
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 08:52:35 »

Is anyone sat there..(obviously not)

It's just a short way of saying "is there somebody who was sat there a minute ago who is currently in the toilet/at the bar who will be coming back soon?" though isn't it?
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 10:24:18 »

Also annoying me currently is that 'up your viva' advert with that weirld looking funny shaped head thing
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