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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #45 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 15:47:35 »

Oh how I soapy tit wank-ed!!
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 15:48:35 »

Oh how I soapy tit wank-ed!!

now thats given me a wrong image Wink
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 15:49:45 »

Oh!!! I didn't put that!! It's changed it!! Eek that looks rude!!
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 16:55:32 »

Oh how I soapy tit wank-ed!!
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 01:50:26 »

I'm never normally bothered by the temperature either way but the wife is here snoring like a fucking walrus and also emitting heat like a chuffin radiator, any advice? Can't even open the window!
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 05:37:24 »

I'm never normally bothered by the temperature either way but the wife is here snoring like a fucking walrus and also emitting heat like a chuffin radiator, any advice? Can't even open the window!

I find a pillow over the face, help firmly in place, usually does the trick.

The snoring stops almost immediately and she will also start to cool down after a few minutes.

The effort of carrying her to the car and finding a place to dump the body might put you off though. Especially in this heat.
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 08:15:29 »

I extradited the missus to the spare room for the forseeable future. She does my fucking head in with the snoring, especially in hayfever season. As you may have guessed, i'm tired and grumpy.
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 08:55:10 »

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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 09:19:08 »

weather is looking good for saturday

clear skies and 20ºc
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 14:39:38 »

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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 15:18:29 »

 more people seem to be driving like cunts in this warm weather
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, May 26, 2010, 08:28:35 »

looks to be shit for saturday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2695?&search=wembley&itemsPerPage=10&region=world&area=Wembley
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