Twat of the Year so far.

[BANGKOK RED]

How do you know that?

Because if she really wanted to kill herself, then she would now be dead.

[dell boy]

made I larf

You are not the only one - I reckon it was the laughter from the motorists below who listened to record before she jumped, that made her jump.

[Batch]

I doubt letting a perspective jumper lo listen to the radio would be a police tactic in getting her down.

You could say it was bad taste, but everything worked out in the end. Non story.

It's a bit different to this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1752983.ece

[Spy]

Yeah I have heard about that before.