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[Sussex]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=STFCBird

[tans]

What is it Paul? My phone won't let me see it

[Sussex]

From Urban Dictionary:

STFCBird    7 up, 2 down
   
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A woman often found pleasuring the tramps of Bonn Square in Oxford. Shameless in her pursuit of 'tramp jizz' there is not depth to which she will not sink. Often found dogflapping two tramps at the same time.
She could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, like STFCBird trying to get more tramp jizz.
by Tramp#1 Aug 6, 2004 share this

STFCBird    7 up, 4 down
   
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Westcountry slang.

A man from Oxfordshire who poses as a retarded woman when using internet forums.
Your last post on the internet was so embarassingly stupid like that of a STFCBird.

[tans]

[STFCBird]

notice how he didn't post this one!

STFCBird    1 up, 2 down
   
buy stfcbird mugs, tshirts and magnets
The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores
The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

by The Guid Jun 9, 2004 share this

[Reg Smeeton]

 What's all this STFC Bird... 7 up and 4 down....is it some sort of gang bang slang?

[leefer]

What's all this STFC Bird... 7 up and 4 down....is it some sort of gang bang slang?

Sounds like some kind of Irish self build.

[Batch]

notice how he didn't post this one!

The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores
The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

by sussex wants some tonight

He didn't want to admit to posting it on Urban dictionary

[STFCBird]

Don't put out on Sundays, have to be up early for work on Monday