Pro Tips.

[flammableBen]

When trying to hoover up the stairs, don't keep spinning your self round. It's just taken me 15mins to escape from a deadly entanglement which could have easily ended up with a broken heap of ben on the hard floor at the bottom.

I'm normally pretty sensible with a one step at a time system, but I noticed I'd missed a bit and thought I could do a speedy and stylish one twist swoop manoeuvre. Henry clearly wasn't impressed, if the speed with which he trapped me in his web of wires is anything to go by. The fool, I would have taken him down with me.

Don't ignore the statistics, more accidents happen in the home because it's fucking deadly.

[Dazzza]

Reminds me of my top story of the year:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html

They will go painting such a filthy look on his face what do they expect?

[DMR]

Reminds me of my top story of the year:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html

They will go painting such a filthy look on his face what do they expect?

Which in turn reminds me of the docu-film about that geezer in love with cars. The film crew waking up one morning to find him, and I quote, "cleaning his love-smudges" from their 4x4. Priceless.

[Reg Smeeton]

Reminds me of my top story of the year:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html

They will go painting such a filthy look on his face what do they expect?

 Good work Dazzza...I've now got this image in my head of fB and a Henry, and it's not a soft drink.

[Fred Elliot]

Which in turn reminds me of the film about that geezer in love with cars. The film crew waking up one morning to find him, and I quote, "cleaning his love-smudges" from their 4x4. Priceless.

Is that one still locked in the Ralphy thread ?

[Scot Munroe]

i think so.