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« on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:36:57 »

Errrr ok I've just had some random teenage chav come up to me whilst I was emptying a box, repeating something like "you man dem or wha blud?" In a 'gangster' styleeeee. Tthen said " you left some letters mate" in a broad swindonian accent...

I have no idea what he said before tho, any body know?
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JPC82

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:38:51 »

oi u pikey cunt, u left some letters
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:38:55 »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+dem

So possibly, "Hello Good Sir, are you a good bloke or what old chap, spiffing"
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:39:04 »

"Was one referring to those, old bean?"
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:44:00 »

 TCP might know.
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JPC82

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:45:03 »

TCP might know.

cheap shot reginald
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 17:57:45 »

Blud means person so my son tells me,he's not sure about the rest tho.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 18:43:18 »

I knew blud meant mate, the rest was fucking gobkedygook. And for the record, I didn't leave any letters he was trying to wind me up. Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:10:55 »

I knew blud meant mate, the rest was fucking gobkedygook. And for the record, I didn't leave any letters he was trying to wind me up. Tongue

ahhhh very clever, i see what you've done there
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:15:57 »

Fatbury speaks gobbledypook
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:16:57 »

Fatbury wants to gobbledypook

too obvious?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:26:53 »

too obvious?

A joke at Fatbury's expense is never too obvious.
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:31:07 »

I'm fluent in modern day speak, not living 50 years ago and all. Here's a translation.

"Good Day! Is it your job to partake in the daily delivery? How Quaint. Hoho, don't forget those last few."

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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 20:34:20 »

He was actually trying to say "do you want them or what squire?"

Shame Leggett didn't appreciate this fine gentleman's help as much as he has made out.
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