My top 5 favourite thing to shout out at football

[spacey]

WIDEEEEE
 

That just sounds odd. You've over emphasised the wrong letter.  Actually COME ONNNNNN! sounds weird aswell. Why would you go NNNNNNN at the end? 

[axs]

Because otherwise it's Come Oooooooooon, which is basically Scottish.

[spacey]

Yeah, but going NNNNNNN at the end makes you sound like a Joey. I think he should start saying something else to avoid further confusion. Maybe if he shouted TRY HAAAAAAAAARDER.

[Leggett]

again, sounds more scottish :S

[spacey]

This 'rather be a Joey than a Scot' attitude is shocking!

[RobertT]

Thanks to Ifil's return I only seem to need to shout a couple

Have it - just before he launches an aimless punt
Close him down - to the opposition when Ifil had the ball because he seems to play better without time to think.

I feel sorry for the red seats when plays.

It always confuses me when people begin shouting "Get you foot on it" when the ball is being punted in the air or a bit of head tennis ensues.  The balls 60 feet high for fucks sake, we don't have the 6 Million Dollar Man playing for us.

[nevillew]

Thanks to Ifil's return I only seem to need to shout a couple

Have it - just before he launches an aimless punt
Close him down - to the opposition when Ifil had the ball because he seems to play better without time to think.

I feel sorry for the red seats when plays.

It always confuses me when people begin shouting "Get you foot on it" when the ball is being punted in the air or a bit of head tennis ensues.  The balls 60 feet high for fucks sake, we don't have the 6 Million Dollar Man playing for us.

Likewise RobT.  "get it on the ground" -  er,  we'll let gravity take care of that thanks.