How's this for a bad weekend guys?

[DMR]

Saturday: playing cricket, some cunt goes through our dressing room and does our wallets over

Sat Night: one of my best mates thinks I've copped off with his Mrs, I feel really bad about that. He clearly doesn't trust me.

Sat Night 2: the girl I like cops off with another mate.

Sunday: I break 2 fingers falling down my stairs

Monday morning: exam and blanked by aforementioned mate all day

Fucking shight

[Dazzza]

Nasty.

Saturday night 3AM empty club getting the last round in and one of the few remaining birds that had been dancing on stage all night taps me on the shoulder turn around and she just smiles.

Get me a drink she says.

Do something funny I reply, looks at me and walks off.  /o\

[DMR]

Ah, the old faux pas trying to be funny. A couple of weekends ago my mate had a cracker.

Fittie: Are you going to buy me a drink honey?
Mate: Depends, am I going to get my balls licked?

We were helpess with mirth, which hardly impressed her mates  :beers

[Piemonte]

my main acheivement of the weekend was me and the mrs drinking a box of wine (5 bottles) on saturday night.

Other than that it was dull as I'm skint

[Simon Pieman]

Weekend was average really. Barbecue on friday round a mates...bit quiet really. Saturday was more exciting with a spot of chav chasing (i dont mean chasing the chavvy slags) but sunday was my bugger-all day.

Now it's time to hit the books again  
Probably just as well, I only have £5.72 left of my overdraft

[yeo]

Nasty.

Saturday night 3AM empty club getting the last round in and one of the few remaining birds that had been dancing on stage all night taps me on the shoulder turn around and she just smiles.

Get me a drink she says.

Do something funny I reply, looks at me and walks off.  /o\

  hahahahahahaha brilliant