Song for Maurice

[jayohaitchenn]

Don't blame it on the players,
Don't blame it on a bad pitch,
Don't blame it on the referee,
Blame it on the Malpas!

[fatbury]

nahhhhh

Maurice Malpas' Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he saw Promotion
He said im Having THAT!

YAY!

[Chubbs]

nahhhhh

Maurice Malpas' Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he saw Promotion
He said im Having THAT!

YAY!

but he didint get it tho did he

[flammableBen]

Oooh I can post my song again.

Sexy Sexy Malpas,
I want your body close to mine,
I want to feel your breath,
against the bare skin on my neck,
as you whisper in my ear,
telling me I'm the best....
....lover that you've had,
before you caresses me softly,
stroking my back,
moving your hands slowly down,
before.....

[fatbury]

Chubbs .. next season .. when he has a whole season to do it  

[donkey]

Steve McMahon's a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
He sold Jan Aage Fjortoft
And he's gonna get the sack.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh we will follow Swindon
Everywhere they go
But now we're singing 'Sack the Board'
And McMahon you must go.

You must go, you must go, you must go.

That defeat a few days after selling Jan at Reading was painful.

Er...sorry this was about Malpas...OK...I, er, blame him for the defeat to Reading that day.