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Bogus Dave
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« on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:34:07 »

Stolen off another forum. Cyber sex at its best

http://blue-networks.net/text/cybersex.txt

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:56:10 »

You need to get out more Dave.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:58:17 »

There's a load of those Bloodninja ones kicking around, some are very good.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 21:59:00 »

well i found it highly funny, so ner
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land_of_bo

« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:08:12 »

I liked the Chris Akabusi stories that were going round....think someone posted them here before.....awooga!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:22:00 »

Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
You need to get out more Dave.


 I'd recommend investigating the Corallian Ragstone of Haydon Wick and Blunsdon..
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:24:29 »

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well i found it highly funny, so ner


It is funny, my fingers typed it wrong. I just meant there's loads and, like your one, some are very funny. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 25, 2008, 22:25:25 »

en anglais senór
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