1. Are there really lady boys?
2. do thi people eat insects?
3. Have you eaten insects?
4. if so what do they taste like?
5. why are you in thiland?
6. is your missus a lday boy?
7. do you speak thi? or does everyone speak english?
8. are there policeman?
9. do you pay tax, council tax?
10. who collects your rubbish?
11. are there unilty companies? do they have push button sytems and call centres in india like uk ones?
1) They are everywhere, and many are better looking than the real women!
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) It depend's, the smaller insects are best because the are just crunchy (Deep fried), but the bigger one's are a bit squishy still.
5) Nationwide life gave me a 6 month sebatical and well, I just never made it back.
6) Iv'e checked, and she gave birth to my Daughter. So no.
7) Yes I do speak Thai Pretty well, and no, most Thai's cannot speak English

There are more policemen then you could shake a stick at
9) Errrrrm, only when I am legally employed. My employers fault, not mine.
10) Dunno, don't care
11) Come again?