Today I drove for over seven and a half hours to watch my football team get beat.
Added to that, I had a phone call from the people I ordered my new LCD TV from to say they went out of stock over the weekend and it won't be delivered tomorrow as I expected. They won't have any in stock until next Monday or Thursday.
Could life be any worse?
I've destroyed any evidence of your identity and I've rang up immigration. They're going to strap a teddy bear called Mohammed to you and fly you to the Sudan tomorrow.
Good luck you crazy fool.