Bagette Bar - Watch your teeth

[oxford_fan]

we have some cobbles at the front of my close:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/ben3085/CIMG1238.jpg

and one day one of my neighbours who was probably about 13 at the time, came down the hill on rollerblades and over the cobbles. he stumbled and landed face first, teeth all over the place. then one of our other friendly neighbours came and took care of him because his dad was a cunt that used to get angry when his kids hurt themselves for some reason.

[Marie]

My mate fell down the stairs when she was little, tripped over her rabbit slippers with the big ears and went head first down the stairs smacking face first into the door on the other side of the hall at the bottom...she got up and her front two teeth were stil in the door.

[strooood]

yeah whatever, come on now, the baguette bar is a touch of class

[Asher]

Oh it is, Ive had a word and she is making me soft non crispy ones in future!

[Rossi]

I just had a close call.  I was merrily munching away at my Mr Kipplings flapjack thing, when I found a stone about the size of a pea, I nearly broke a tooth but I didnt.  I took a snap but it's a bit blury
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/grahamtilidie/stone.jpg
I think I should try and get compensation