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Hope I don't get branded again as a racist, this time against Geordies for this post:
53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention.
Alan Shearer addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"
Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!"
"I'm afraid not", says Shearer.
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks, "What is 8 plus 8?"
After nearly 30s econds Gazza eventually says,"Ninety?"
Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying.
But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good, eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream .............
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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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sonic youth
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 12:26:10 » |
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fucking racist. you never let up do you
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 12:49:24 » |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 13:53:37 » |
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racist.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 14:46:58 » |
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Yeah racist.
Anyway, Paddy and Murphy were......
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 15:38:05 » |
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... sitting in an Irish pub when...
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sonic youth
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 15:41:24 » |
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...they blew it up
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 15:45:51 » |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 15:48:33 » |
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i'm not racist but...
...i am irish
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 15:52:02 » |
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i'm not racist but...
...i am irish snap, well 25% Irish anyway and believe it or not, the mother-in-law was born in India so I have all the credentials of being a racist. I believe that makes my children 25% Indian as well doesn't it? Or is it 12.5%? |
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