Have you ever been sacked

[blinkpip]

Not from a paper round (Johno   ) a proper job.
Anyone got any interesting storys to tell?

[DMR]

No.

[Whits]

never been sacked myself but i have sacked 3 people in my time in retail management  

got one taken to court to  

[yeo]

When I was 17 I was temping in a fire extinguisher warehouse.It was great fun we used knock the end off of pressurised canisters and fire them at each other like rockets,luckily no one was ever killed.

In my youthfull exuberance I wrote "fuck off you West Ham Cunt!" on a box and lobbed it at one of my fellow workers.About a week later one of the customers in London phoned the boss and complained about this abusive comment on one of his boxes.There was a bit of an inquest and eventually I owned up.I was on my way the next day.

[DMR]

It would be much better if you flew planes in to each other. For a laugh, like.

[Ben Wah Balls]

luckily no one was ever killed

[Amir]

I got sacked last year for being a judas, and now the boss wants to give me my job back.  Boring but true.

I might make him search through bin bags in the rain for my fags again.

He's alright really.

No he's not, he's a midget.

Nah, he's okay.

[Titch]

I must admit i very nearlly got sacked a few years back, very long story!  But i am actually still working at the same place and it is not too bad, especially once she left  

[Asher]

First time I was sacked was working in a shitty spar shop in bushey, herts.  The bloke didnt like the fact I read all the papares before putting them out, he sacked me after a month but never realised I sorted my mates with so much free stuff he probably didnt make any profit that year.  Still see him now when I go back to visit the old girl, I make a thing of saying 'not moved on in 7 years mate?' he says 'what you doing?' I replied 'run my own thing in swindon now' he fuckin hates me but its mutual.

After that job I became a waiter (while at college) and went to get some glasses down from this rack thingy, i pulled down about 300 glasses with teh ones I was trying to get.  I was only a spotty college lad and tried to put it in teh bin, as I went out of teh store room I said to the boss ive dropped a few glasses she came in and said 'a few?' I was like year all the others are in the dishwasher trying to blag it.  Aparantly the final straw was when I asked if id still get paid....... what a cow!

Shitty stories but thats the only time!

[Johno]

blinkpip, i ain't that sad, never had a paper round.    sod getting up that early.

[Onion_Jimbo]

I got someone sacked about a month ago. it was great because he was a fat shit face

[Piemonte]

I was sacked from a few shitty temp jobs in my youth for not giving a shit or failing to turn up on time.