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Samdy Gray
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« on: Saturday, July 7, 2007, 19:14:58 »

flammableBen = Flid fingers. Hilarious.

Fred laughs like a girl.

Some bloke in the Sir Daniel said I look a bit pale and asked if I was welsh. Twat.

Bennet drinks poofs drinks (according to Millom).

I out-drank Bennett, Si Pie, Fred, Millom and flammableBen.

Si Pie, Fred and flammableBen are all ligthweights. Me and Millom are hardcore, we ended up in the Harvester where Millom nearly got a kicking for his drug debts.

I'm now at home after 10 pints, I can hardly fucking type. And I'm just about to go back in to town on the piss gain. I feel sorry for my liver.

What a day.
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 7, 2007, 20:05:37 »

pretty hardcore sam. I underperformed today a bit. Was a bit tired. Not sure I'll make it out again now.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 7, 2007, 21:01:40 »

Well I didn't make it out again, I fell asleep and my missus fucked off into town.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 7, 2007, 23:08:51 »

Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
flammableBen = Flid fingers. Hilarious.

Fred laughs like a girl.

Some bloke in the Sir Daniel said I look a bit pale and asked if I was welsh. Twat.

Bennet drinks poofs drinks (according to Millom).

I out-drank Bennett, Si Pie, Fred, Millom and flammableBen.

Si Pie, Fred and flammableBen are all ligthweights. Me and Millom are hardcore, we ended up in the Harvester where Millom nearly got a kicking for his drug debts.

I'm now at home after 10 pints, I can hardly fucking type. And I'm just about to go back in to town on the piss gain. I feel sorry for my liver.

What a day.


 
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f it dont need fixing....dont fuckin break it

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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 7, 2007, 23:48:24 »

photos?

dont you lot learn anything from ralphy
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 03:38:28 »

I think we should do it all again...but in reverse....
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 07:53:55 »

i think you faggots should have stayed out.

i saw si in the flag and we danced like real men to songs i can't remember, he had a lovely freshly ironed shirt on...with a big guiness stain at the top of it  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 08:48:07 »

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i think you faggots should have stayed out.

i saw si in the flag and we danced like real men to songs i can't remember, he had a lovely freshly ironed shirt on...with a big guiness stain at the top of it  Cheesy


so that's where he went  Soapy Tit Wank
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 10:58:27 »

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i think you faggots should have stayed out.

i saw si in the flag and we danced like real men to songs i can't remember, he had a lovely freshly ironed shirt on...with a big guiness stain at the top of it  Cheesy


I'm still drunk. Oh fuck...
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 11:03:36 »

And I'm pretty sure it was a cum stain. You and the other men bukaked me real good.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 11:44:39 »

cum is not brown simon
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, July 8, 2007, 11:46:45 »

Must be poo then.
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