If you like spicy sauces

[Ralphy]

I bought the stuff off the net.

It's very nasty.

[Barry Scott]

This is a spicy sauce.

I challenge anyone to have a teaspoon of this bad boy.

It is bordering on damm right dangerous.

I've got some of the Blair's Jersey Death, which recently i tasted then later, when itching my cheek, experienced a not exactly pleasant burning sensation. It was getting on my tits so i decided to wash my hands and face.

Throughout the next hour i whinged like a baby about every inch of my face stinging, because clearly the chili hadn't come off my hands and i'd just managed to spread it all over my smug face and up my nose. Clever.  

[Fred Elliot]

This is a spicy sauce.

I challenge anyone to have a teaspoon of this bad boy.

It is bordering on damm right dangerous.

I've got some of the Blair's Jersey Death, which recently i tasted then later, when itching my cheek, experienced a not exactly pleasant burning sensation. It was getting on my tits so i decided to wash my hands and face.

Throughout the next hour i whinged like a baby about every inch of my face stinging, because clearly the chili hadn't come off my hands and i'd just managed to spread it all over my smug face and up my nose. Clever.  

Still doesn't beat Bens itchy arse story

[Barry Scott]

Definately doesn't better ben's story. Mine merely illustrates my propensity to being a cock.  

[Fred Elliot]