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flammableBen

« on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 02:29:53 »

is in for a bit of a kicking next time I see him Cheesy, bumped into him in the spot tonight and he seemed to have an obsession with trying to punch me in the balls. I presume it's some sort of repressed homosexuality but he took it a bit far and decided to bundle me in to a stack of glasses whilst I was reaching for my pint. Silly little cunt. Luckily the bar staff weren't to pissed off as my ninja skills managed to deflect most of the damage.

I bought him a double vodka too. But he was too drunk to have it. Silly lightweight.

I think he owes me some pints.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 02:39:19 »

I thought Bushey was a big drinker, that's what he's been telling everyone
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 11:20:43 »

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is in for a bit of a kicking next time I see him Cheesy, bumped into him in the spot tonight and he seemed to have an obsession with trying to punch me in the balls. I presume it's some sort of repressed homosexuality but he took it a bit far and decided to bundle me in to a stack of glasses whilst I was reaching for my pint. Silly little cunt. Luckily the bar staff weren't to pissed off as my ninja skills managed to deflect most of the damage.

I bought him a double vodka too. But he was too drunk to have it. Silly lightweight.

I think he owes me some pints.


I was in the spot?! Cheesy

Those double vodkas got me in trouble. I am a lightweight and cant really remember much so it doesnt count.  Apologies Beb, im actually in shock that I was allowed in and also that you bought me a drink

I am not buying you any more drinks. ps - not drinking in the VIP day now
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:33:46 »

No worries gay boy. You refused the double vodka so you still had some sense about you. Ollie drank it instead.

Don't stop drinking, that's the gayest thing to do ever (teetotallers scare me.)

I'm amazed they didn't kick you out. I'm sort of glad they didn't. On my brief stint of following you around the dance floor you were doing your ace chicken dance thing. I've never seen anybody get 3 rejection looks from dancing birds in less that half a minute. Good persistence.

Remember that I could take you midget boy, next time you try and drunkenly hit be in the bollocks, you'll be receiving a kicking in places that a twix bar couldn't reach.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:52:06 »

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teetotallers scare me


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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:44:43 »

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No worries gay boy. You refused the double vodka so you still had some sense about you. Ollie drank it instead.

Don't stop drinking, that's the gayest thing to do ever (teetotallers scare me.)

I'm amazed they didn't kick you out. I'm sort of glad they didn't. On my brief stint of following you around the dance floor you were doing your ace chicken dance thing. I've never seen anybody get 3 rejection looks from dancing birds in less that half a minute. Good persistence.

Remember that I could take you midget boy, next time you try and drunkenly hit be in the bollocks, you'll be receiving a kicking in places that a twix bar couldn't reach.


This is all fun, I am a mess and I love it.

Twix boy can take a kicking.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

as for the chicken dance you cannot teach it my friend, I am going to take you out and get you wrecked on my cash one night. FACT
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:50:44 »

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I am going to take you out and get you wrecked on my cash one night. FACT


Aceness, I hope you aren't using the sacred "FACT" sarcastically.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:51:12 »

Nah a man of my word.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, March 5, 2007, 00:05:11 »

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teetotallers scare me


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« Reply #9 on: Monday, March 5, 2007, 10:54:02 »

Just to inform you all during Euro 2004 me and bushey boy and few mates were in Alubuifa when it all kicked off big time. Anyway in the middle of a few 100 english fans having it with the police Bushey Boy starts doing the chicken dance while all round him bottles and batons are flying around but still the chciken dance counintes!     long live the chicken dance
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