Do you play football ('real' game) ?

[Rich Pullen]

Last week we played a group of Geography students... Beat them 5-1... I play centre-back (where I've always played) and am known for cynical fouls, which I am pretty proud off.

Genius!

Thats the best part of my game too! Making up in enthusiasm what I lack in talent.

 

I used to be reasonably useful... But lost my pace many moons ago and now if they are going to sprint past me then I'll clip there heels.

Nowadays even students are showboating divers so it's always good to see their moaning faces when they stop rolling around holding their ankles in "agony" when half the time the contact is minimal (but enough).

[sonic youth]

I play centre-back (where I've always played) and am known for cynical fouls, which I am pretty proud off.

that's precisely the sort of player i would be but i got kicked out of my village youth team when i was a kid.

i'd start playing again if i had the chance, i could be a dirty version of bobby moore.

[Samdy Gray]

Was playing six-a-side at Wootton Bassett during the summer but not any more.

I should really start playing again. I'm turning into a bit of a bloater, see myself as a kind of Neil Ruddock really, beer belly and a fucking hard left foot.

[Samdy Gray]

Thinking about it, wasn't there mootings of a TEF v L&P game?

I'm sure we'd give those gayboys a run for their money.