Players

[RobertT]

Sign a Dalek to play in goal.

He'd be better than schmeicel for barking orders at the defence.

I'm fairly sure that Exterminating the other teams players must result in a red card though.  I notice that Legget's post in the Phillips thread had a description of a Cyberman though which seemed to closely match Gurney.

[Dazzza]

I would say we won't see so much as a stray pube until we have played a few pre-season games and seen a few of these trialists.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

I have a feeling we will be signing at least a couple of these trialists, Dennis just wants to see them in a match situation first.

[Piemonte]

Sign a Dalek to play in goal.

He'd be better than schmeicel for barking orders at the defence.

I'm fairly sure that Exterminating the other teams players must result in a red card though.  I notice that Legget's post in the Phillips thread had a description of a Cyberman though which seemed to closely match Gurney.  

 

We'd have to tell Davey Dalek to go easy on the extermination front, and also to not declare war on the inferior CyberGurney at right back and all his kind (Bristolians? this gets better all the time!)

Failing that, just exterminate the ref.