crazy warnings....

[STFCere]

just looked on the label of timotei shampoo and it clearly states THIS IS NOT FOOD ffs!!! who do these people think we are? oh i know, instead of ketchup this week i think i fancy a nice timotei and cheese toastie. i wonder if anyone actually has tried to eat it?

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

How far do you take it though?

On a set of kitchen knives, should you say, "Do not swallow or stick in your eyes or rectum" :shock:

Where does it end?

[Batch]

Bags of nuts often contain the warning : "This product contains nuts".

[cavpete]

on a can of r.a.c energy drink - This is not a substitute for sleep

on back of sunny delight - drink in moderation

on candles in swindon market - candles may be hot when lit

on a iceland pizza - caution after taken out the oven pizza may be hot

[The Grim Reaper]

On bottom of Asda family size trifle: DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN

On Nightol Sleeping tablets: WARNING, MAY CAUSE DROWSENESS