It's strange, I have to read something when i'm on the toilet.
If there isn't any magazines lying about (the missus magazines normally - Chat, etc) then I will pick up a shampoo bottle or something and read it........basically, shitting is very boring.
Fuck off shitting is one of the greatest things known to man.... it's better than having a wank.... :|
Oops too far.
Reading merely enhances an already great experience...
