Water and Beer Education

[pumbaa]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore:

WATER = SHIT

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of shit - drink BEER!!!  

Moral: It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

[ron dodgers]

the man he tell the truth by crikey!
 

[Nomoreheroes]

Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss !

NMH

[pumbaa]

Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss !

NMH

Hence why I drink Guinness or micro brews!

[Dazzza]

What in god's earth is a micro brew?

It's not one of those French stubby things is it?

[Reg Smeeton]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore:

WATER = SHIT

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of shit - drink BEER!!!  

Moral: It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day...

 Which is why,  people in the Middle Ages didn't drink water, but drank ale instead.....nippers were given a weak brew called small beer....hence the expression.

[Nomoreheroes]

Trouble is, when you drink American beer then you consume an awful lot of gnat piss !

NMH

Hence why I drink Guinness or micro brews!

Micro-brews really range in quality for me. The best ones I have tried are 'Shiner Bock' , 'Fat Tire' & 'Avalanche'. The first is a Texas beer while the other are Coloradan.

NMH

P.S. Micro-brew = Small brewery. eg. Like Theakstons, Black Sheep, Badger Beer, Spitfire in the UK etc

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Good news - That means I was getting down to some seriously healthy living for about 7 hours yesterday.

I feel as healthy as fuck today :?

[RobertT]

The small matter that you piss out more fluid than you consume when drinking beer might undermine the desire to live off it!!!