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Dazzza

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« on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 22:37:55 »

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

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April 9th- Saturday Morning I woke up and passed a weird looking stool. It looked different than anything I had ever passed so I had to investigate further. I got a plastic utensil and whacked at it a little bit. It unraveled and looked like a long piece of intestine. I picked it up with the plastic utensil and sure enough it was a 20 inch piece of awful looking matter that had probably been stuck to the walls of my intestines for many years!  So I got the digital camera and took my first picture of the death that existed inside of me.  


Anyone fancy a competition?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 22:51:01 »

Im to scared to click :shock:
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 22:57:40 »

I wish I hadn't clicked :?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 22:59:11 »

There's no way im clicking that link.  :shock:
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 23:01:28 »

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There's no way im clicking that link.  :shock:



you want to though dont you...

its calling you
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 23:04:36 »

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Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
There's no way im clicking that link.  :shock:



you want to though dont you...

its calling you


I do but im not going to, time to log off as im off to Brizzle in ze morning.  :evil:
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 23:19:04 »

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Today I received the shock of my life
   – I passed a 36 inch long flat worm”


“I started your product 13 days ago and although I have passed some interesting things, today I received the shock of my life. I passed a 36 inch long flat worm in my stool. I passed 2 objects that looked like seed pods one week ago, but this was the biggest shock of my life. I have had chronic constipation my entire life. I have taken mag citrate monthly for as long as I can remember and laxatives very often. I have lost 6 pounds and for the last 3 days have felt better than I have in years… I will never be able to thank you enough.  I have 4 children and you have probably given them many more years of quality life with their mother. If I ever win the lotto, I will sell your product all over the world for free. Thank you again from the bottom of my heart. Feel free to include my e-mail address, if you post this. I would be glad to help with any doubt future buyers may have. deborahcraig@earthlink.net
- Deborah Craig, Jul 22, 2004  
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 26, 2006, 23:19:31 »

http://www.drnatura.com/pictu0.regallery/images/6-2-2005-05_lg.jpg

That's just one of the many great pictures you're missing out on!
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, May 27, 2006, 00:46:54 »

Curse my morbid curiosity.

Makes me think of...Filth, I think it is, the book by Irvine Welsh. I ought to re-read that, it's fucked up.
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