Shouldn't this be in the Beamish Line thread?

EDIT: DAMN YOU VENKS

Anything less than 2 wins from 2 gives us our worst season in the 4 league era.

2 wins means we smash the lowest ever points by a whole 1 point.

If you are going by position, and why would you, bettering 17th is the target

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/LeagueTable.asp?CompCode=LGE&Tier=4&Season=1983-1984

Currently we sit in 19th spot (17th previous lowest).

We are on 53 points (58 previous lowest).

If we win both our remaining games we could possibly go up to 14th if the 5 teams directly above us lose their last 2 games each (Notts C, Morecambe, Newport, Tranmere and Accrington).

So we can finish between 14th and 19th still but if we lose either of our last 2 games it will be the lowest points total we have ever had in Div 4/L2.

It is possible that we can finish higher than 17th but still finish on less points than under Beamish.

So it depends on how you define worst season ever, if its points and position the chances are pretty high that this will be the worst ever all round.

For me this has been a worse season than under Beamish as at least we had a good FA cup run that season rather than the worst ever FA result in our history against the Shots.

Tomorrows games

Grimsby v Swindon
Morecambe v FGR
Newport v Salford
Notts C v Colchester
Stockport v Accrington
Tranmere v Wimbledon

Last games of the season

Accrington v Tranmere
Bradford v Newport
FGR v Notts C
Salford v Harrogate
Swindon v Morecambe

When we had 47 a mate said that will probably be enough...i wanted 50 minimum....looks like he was probably right.

A happy coincidence that the very excellent Theatre of Hate are playing Grimsby tonight.

Looking for reasons behind the soporific performances of our midfield this season, I did wonder if UGM crooning his way through the John Legend back catalogue in the dressing room could be to blame.

Could the season have been very different if they had a blast of this to set the tempo before crossing the white line.

Play it loud.

A draw means its officially our worst season?

Probably tune into IFollow.

I thought we established that chatGPT wrote that report?

Hhahahahahaha so did Jimmy write that report

Spot. Fucking. On.

So the Trust saw the books, Spencer left with immediate effect and then the FairGame report magically appears with the same accounts but a few trendy graphics... i'm starting to see what's happened here! It'd almost be funny if it wasn't so ridiculous

The fact JS is now working for Fair Game. Nothing at all wrong with it of course, but basically what Quaggy said ^^^^