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Dear scummers,

Loving watching your train wreck of a season culminating in relegation from L1!  :D I'm sure you can see now why Jack Payne was deemed not good enough for us. Seeing the deal sealed by that 5-0 collapse at Franchise FC was a particular highlight.  :clap: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Not to mention your financial dodgy dealings, threat of administration and potential points deduction! Love me some Lee Power - hope he remains at your helm for some time yet, dragging you down!

Although I personally think we won't make the playoffs this season, watching you lot tumble out of the league makes up for it! Enjoy your trips to Harrogate and Barrow next year.

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!!!!

Kind regards,
Yellowandblue

 

Do you really have nothing better to do?

If I was to guess, I'm not sure your life is full and happy.

Someones put 50p in the dickhead i see

here you go.

might stop you being an irritating cunt

https://www.pharmica.co.uk/sexual-health/thrush/canesten-duo/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyZmEBhCpARIsALIzmnKvG5VKxnP6U541gFDPau9aEJWWb6k7S4MmiKu9kkwfW4R8CM6ku38aArg9EALw_wcB

Here she is  :)
We can relax now and watch you twats bottle the play off places.  :pint:

The irony is that Clem, if he takes over, may well turn out to be the real deal.

So, this tool is loving watching the transition from a poor owner to a potentially good one.

It's nice to know they are thinking of us.

Shame we won't be able to visit your wonderful three sided ground next season, Ah well  as you say we will hopefully be able to go to the likes of Barrow and Harrogate, at.least they have four side's to their grounds. Looking forward to the league one.play offs though.

Hi Yellowandblue. Welcome to the forum!

Just in case we need them, please point us in the direction of the best pubs in Altrincham and Woking.

Cheers!

I'm sure it'll be a big relief for Simon Eastwood to not see us again next season.

Barrow, Harrogate, Headington. Has a nice ring to it. We're used to playing former non league clubs  :D

I would prefer our shit show to having players who assault youth teamers with bananas and a club who employ managers who are on the sex offenders register.

But then again, each to their own and all that!

I am growing ever ,more concerned that Barrow are going to fuck things up for me!

Nothing in our current history could be as funny as being relegated to Conference football by an ex STFC legend and an ex striker of ours.

Your comments are all extremely hurtful, and proof that this has not had the desired effect at all.

Not that fussed anymore about stuff that happened 15 years ago re relegation to the conference. Admittedly we were an absolute train wreck for long, dark periods during that era but definitely came back stronger for it when all was said and done. Our current position is proof of that.

I would not hold out hope for a similar outcome for yourselves and if anything would expect things to get worse for you, given the fallout from COVID that will take years to undo.

Toodle pip boys and girls  :)

Well, when your little Thai fella and his chums screw you over as they did at Reading, no doubt we’ll be haw hawing. It’s only a matter of time. The shadowy money men behind the scenes doing their laundry, cleaning all that lolly.

Mind you, it’s been 15 years and you still haven’t managed to shake that shit from your shoe aka Uncle Firoz.

How has everybody bitten again? 😂😂😂 I long for the day where a post like this receives zero replies!!

It's not as if there's loads of quality content being put on is there?

It's been written by a spotty 16 year old kid in all likelihood yet he's still ended up rattling a load of grown men 😂😂

^^
 :clap:

Same advice for you lot as for Bamboo [edit] and for the MoM vote:

Less is More.

What classifies as a bite these days? I don't think I bit unless pity was what the OP cast the line out for.

Very much this.

For a post like that I would class acknowledgement as a bite personally.

Holier than thou "Why did you all bite" posts are even more annoying and predictable than the bites tbh.

They really aren't Ben. It's pretty cringey reading to be honest.

I'm just putting it out there so it hopefully doesn't happen again.

For what its worth, the 'editing' of my username and sig by the admin, while puerile, actually made me chuckle!

Ditto for your responses, one and all (some more than others).

Great stuff.

On a more serious and honest note. I noticed OUFC posted an operating loss of nigh on £4m last season - albeit offset my transfer monies in.

Is that not a worrying trend, especially as transfer income is a fickle beast.

 :cunty:

See link mate. Most recent account showed us in the green at the end of the last financial year.

https://www.oufc.co.uk/news/2021/march/oxford-united-accounts/

And yes, the Firoz situation continues to be a major ongoing bugbear.

Who's rattled Fred? Not me. Just some casual banter for chuckles. At my age if I got upset about things going tits up for my football club then I wouldn't have lasted 32 years.

rattled? 🤷

threads like this end up equally embarrassing on both sides. should be no responses or delete straight away imo

The scum lost to one of the worst STFC sides in history 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Was tempted to write cunt as my solitary reply. I have not used that word before, however I'm sure I saw somewhere that it's mandatory on occasions such as this one?

Instead I think ignore is a much more interesting button to push.

Peace and love, peace and love

Geoff the ref wasn't as abusive as this idiot and got banned

Don't worry, he seems to be making up for it on the Evening Advertiser

I would take a look but can't be arsed fighting through the ads