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Did any of you clowns ever criticize Alex Ferguson for going ape shit at his players?? what about when he put 6 stiches in Beckham’s face with a boot, did it mean he was a shit manager?? Delete your ‘has he gone yet’ thread bullshit, stop the witch hunt and get the fuck behind Shezza.

That, my friends, is an introduction.

...and I'm sold. SHERID-IN!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You're quite right, John Sheridan and Alex Ferguson are functionally identical in both approach and track record and everyone should be ashamed of themselves for thinking otherwise.

The principal is the same and what exactly could of Sheridan have really done differently???

* Principle

Meets.

Had a nice chorizo sausage roll from Hobbs in Chipping Sodbury last week, chased down by a lovely bit of lardy cake. Can't say it made me more sympathetic to Sheridan. Maybe I need to eat another one.

Do sausages actually contain any meat?

Come on Mr. Sponge, it was "funny" a few times but surely there are better things to be doing?

Is sending this message your version of having a fuck off big line of coke.

How dare you!!!






Suggesting it was funny.  :no:

Thai sausages are awful. Some are fermented and literally smell of piss.

Thank fuckery for the western butchers that have set up shop out here. I can still get my Cumberlands and what not.

Good ones do. Shit ones contain more rusk and other "bits". The smallholding I used to work on, all their meat products contained mostly erm meat :)

What is more interesting to me is the long used marketing strategy of "meat" in changing the name of many products away from the animal name, especially with mammals. By way of dissociation so that there is less guilt/stigma/connection to the animal;

Also our attitudes are fairly conditioned (if indeed we do eat animals) dependent upon our geography in terms of what is farmed/reared or domesticated. I find it odd when folk who eat Cow, Pig, Sheep etc with little to no issue, then take discomfort if another country eats Dog, Horse, Springbok. Yet it's very likely these animals have also been farmed for mass consumption in similar ways to our farmed animals. It's quite hypocritical really.

If Legend's Lounge wants to eat tin after tin of Dog then (other than if we make an ethical and conscious choice not to eat meat) why should that be deemed worse than eating other rotting animal carcass?

One to ponder.

That sounds like the kind of sausage that doesn't take much prepping FH  :D

I’m sure they are actually utterly horrific, but I couldn’t care less; the Cumberland sausages from the hot deli counter at Tesco taste delightful

Whatever you say...

I do not understand the question

FFS,   is he off again.

Someone has a chipolata complex, I reckon.

:) I was referring to any previous accounts that we may have been unaware of belonging to the same one. But also hence "funny" in the inverted sense.

Depends where one buys them. Rule 1) if you cannot see the meat structure avoid. 2) has to be a natural casing. 3) everything bar the pigs squeal can be put into a sausage (see rule no.1)

A good cooked breakfast has to include a bit of black pudding.

Sometimes happens when education outstrips intelligence.

yay, sarge is back.

I don't care what's in bratwurst, it tastes good. Especially with curry ketchup

Good afternoon Lee

No, it's the Parkie.

I was laughing at you, not with you.

I was actually surprised when Richmond released their vegetarian sausages because i didn't think their normal ones had any meat in them in the first place.

Easy to say that now...

I do love a sausage (ooh err)

In the early 19th century there was many cases reported of "sausage poisoning" from gone off sausages, which caused paralysis and often death.

This was called botulinum toxin, later abbreviated to Botox.

Basically, rich celebrities inject sausage poison into their faces to become as expressionless as John Sheridan.

All I see on this forum are a bunch of plastics who know absolutely fuck all about football giving it large, who are only here for the glory days.

How about rather than wanting your own club to go down so you can prove your point, you stop the Sheridan hate, remove the propaganda and unconditionally back him for at least the next 5 games (there are 18 left ffs) and then throw your toys out the pram.  

PL, what is your stance on sausages though? Genuine question.

I would like to stick one up your arsehole

Frozen

I hate that film.  Contains no sausages.

Now that's not very nice. Whilst some people might like it, that's not my bag (not plastic either, I do my bit to try and look after the environment). Each to their own though.

You're on a bit later actually, I thought you'd be having your tea? Bangers and mash tonight is it?  :hmmm:

Don't take it the wrong way, I meant it as a compliment.

You're the wurst

I know its bias but you really can't get any better than a long, thick, juicy, grilled polish kielbasa.

you're a rat, next

I’m sure rat has found it’s way into a sausage or two in the past. Tesco Value I’m looking in your direction

It's funny because when I read you posts, they often remind me of how supporting a sports team often brings supporters into contact, who would normally cross over the road to avoid each other.

I miss Philips match day special.. Battered or not battered, that is the question

Power has been turned into a sausage? Flaps and all?

* Your posts.

do they eat sausage in Switzerland?

Blimey!

I really do find YOUR posts boring as fuck.

Yes is a very good chippy to use pre match, I think they used to run the one on the magic roundabout before they moved?   

yes they did

Guys please keep this thread on topic. Only sausage related posts or puns.

In contrast to sausages I assume.

Very much so.

Enjoy your new sausage themed name

A laugh as always, sorry for those that just take things a little bit too seriously.

Until next time…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTWBQkT9QyE

Doesn't this thick twat realise you can log out without deleting your account? Sausage meat for brains.

Every time I delete my account(s) and I’m not here to answer back, you then attack me, and you do come over as quite a nasty fuck, like a small dog nipping at your heels.

I sometimes use this and other sites to have a bit of banter and a laugh which is no big deal, however every now and then you come across a highly strung-out motherfucker like you, I will leave you to continue enjoying to attack me in my absence, you pathetic little coward.

Says the moron who went to the pathetic effort of registering multiple accounts and sitting on them for years.

To be fair, you never know when new user registration is going to be break without anyone noticing for a year and a half :D

Mr angry, all give and no take.
Stay on here with one account for fucks sake.

Hey, I like my echo chamber.

That must have been one of the TEFiest things to happen to the TEF.

Despite carrying on the ruse for over 10 years, 4D and Samdy Gray are in fact the same person, fucking sad case.

Speaking of Mr Angry. Wonder what Miss Angry is up to these days, not seen/spoken to her for years.

Alright Chubbs. Have you moved into your new place yet?

Talking of Kielbasa, I do like chopping up a load of Cabanossi into a pasta or rice dish  :)

Check.

😂

She works for a big union and moved up to Hull (I think) with her SO and some puppies.

This thread peaked at the second post - shame, it had so much potential

Controversial probably but sometimes I feel like I really do prefer sausage in its burger form. Anyone else? Can't beat a good sausage burger.

I agree, sausage patty is the way forward, just not so much Lorne Sausage the square Scottish ones can be bland as hell.

The round sausage in Maccy D's muffins are the bomb.

Swindon to Hull, bloody hell the pretty parts of the country!

Aldi do some of these style patties, nice

Ooooh have to look out for those during our weekly Aldi shop!

Scottish square sausage can't be that hard to find, can it?

TH Burroughs over Stratton may have it.

Been making homemade sausage and egg mcmuffins

They are in the freezer bit, i think they are £1.49 or something like that

We had home made egg mcmuffins last week and I really missed the sausage bit so if I can get those, that would be ideal!

Ooh. I'll get the Mrs to get me some when she's in there. Thanks for the heads up...

Sell them in Tescos as well - I too create my own :D

While we're on the subject of Maccy D's muffins, I'd like to do my eggs in their style too.
I've seen some round type gadgets on eBay/Amazon but they have some dodgy reviews. If anyone has bought anything like that let me know please.

Poached eggs on toasted muffins with some black pudding  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

I got some plastic ring things which are pretty shite, the egg runs out underneath. Might try some metal ones

Just crack it into a lightly buttered/oiled mug and pop it in the microwave for 45secs-1min. If you like your egg McDs style (extra over easy yolks) then you'll be surprised at the accuracy. Adjust your time depending on your wattage to get the "perfect" egg.

Personally, it's cardinal sin but you can get similarly good results for scrambled egg via a microwave too. I prefer the bain marie method though.

They taste great but I've recently switched to just egg and cheese because the grease in the sausage muffins is heart attack inducing.

Sent from my CLT-L09

I had a McDowells breakfast roll this morning.

A bit woody and left a few splinters in the roof of your mouth I’ll wager.

I bought some many moons ago with the same results. Probably part of a Porsche 911 turbo now.

I tried this method today. Pretty much had an explosion in my microwave. What was left of the egg was pretty good to be fair.

The Mrs got some of those flat sausage patties from aldi too. Not bad at all but didn't taste like the McDonald's ones to me
 

win a BBQ from the sausage man...

 https://m.lndg.page/zFk7s6?sre=0PwPE5SGn2mmK

We use them for home deliveries often, they are great quality sasuages.