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Title: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Sunday, May 17, 2020, 21:12:06
Keeps shitting in my garden  :badmood:
Got any ideas on what I can do to stop it? I've heard that moth balls can work, or putting down a piece of hose that looks like a snake. I'm actually thinking of buying a rubber snake  :)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Sunday, May 17, 2020, 21:17:15
Keeps shitting in my garden  :badmood:
Got any ideas on what I can do to stop it? I've heard that moth balls can work, or putting down a piece of hose that looks like a snake. I'm actually thinking of buying a rubber snake  :)

I fucking hate cats. Serve no purpose whatsoever. Other than keeping a myriad of lonely females company at night. Amount of wildlife they each kill every year is phenomenal and people wonder why there are no birds about like there used to be. Plus they never, oh, never shit in anyoneís garden cause they always use the litter box, my arse do they. Diana .22 should do.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, May 17, 2020, 21:21:10
Try Lion dung pellets.

No idea if they work as Iíve never tried them, as I have a cat.

Cats are ace, by the way. If you donít like cats youíre clearly a cunt.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: donkey on Sunday, May 17, 2020, 21:28:08
Get a dog.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Panda Paws on Sunday, May 17, 2020, 21:40:28
Cats are ace. But, if you do want to deter them, bury citrus peel everywhere. They hate it.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: suttonred on Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:54:31
Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Monday, May 18, 2020, 07:14:18
Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.

Not so.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Monday, May 18, 2020, 07:15:41
Try Lion dung pellets.

No idea if they work as Iíve never tried them, as I have a cat.

Cats are ace, by the way. If you donít like cats youíre clearly a cunt.

If you have a cat and you call people who donít like them a cunt, then it is plainly obvious youíre a bigger cunt.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Private Fraser on Monday, May 18, 2020, 07:24:23
Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.

This is a total misconception, held mostly by owners of cats. The cats in my part of town are always shitting on the pavers used for the car parking areas. I'm sick of clearing it up after they've visited. The smell is disgusting. There's a visitors parking bay next to mine which is a favourite spot because it's sheltered by a garden wall.  :badmood:


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Sippo on Monday, May 18, 2020, 07:25:39
Put a dishwasher in the garden.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: suttonred on Monday, May 18, 2020, 07:54:09
Lot of non owning cat experts all of a sudden. Anyway I train mine to shit next door so I dont care what they do with it really.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, May 18, 2020, 09:39:40
Informally adopt a neighbours cat, seriously, twice now (both at our previous house and now here) we have had neighbours with cats and made a fuss of them when they are in our garden, cats don't soil their own territory so they don't crap in our garden and as they feel its their gaff they chase all the others out! Win win!

Bloody weasels however are another thing!


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, May 18, 2020, 09:40:11
Lot of non owning cat experts all of a sudden. Anyway I train mine to shit next door so I dont care what they do with it really.

I think this thread is rather reinforcing the idea that cats are actually a pretty good judge of character,


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, May 18, 2020, 10:06:51
Curry or Chili power. Not joking, sprinkle it around the edge of the garden, they wont come in.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, May 18, 2020, 10:19:17
Curry or Chili power. Not joking, sprinkle it around the edge of the garden, they wont come in.
Used coffee grinds too does a decent job of detering them.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Chunkyhair on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:04:43
I tried pretty much everything over the years as neighbours cats crapping in garden seemed a perennial problem and nothing seemed to work (only thing that worked in pots/planters was to put big cobble stones in that they couldn't move, but not practical for a whole garden).

We got a dog last year - not cos of cats, but because we had wanted a dog for ages and work/lifestyle change allowed it to happen - and hey presto, not seen the neighbours bastard cat in our garden since.  Still see it lurking around the area but never in our garden.

Number of dead birds in garden coincidentally gone down as well - who knew????


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:37:01
Neighbours who feed the birds and the complain because theres a huge rat population..

Got them either side of me.

STOP!!

Pepperdust for cats or a supersoaker.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Tails on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:37:46
Best option is to get a Dog. No more cat mess and you get to have a dog.



Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:39:19
I've just purchased a 4ft rubber snake  :)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:40:15
Best option is to get a Dog. No more cat mess and you get to have a dog.
We have 2 dogs and do not own a cat due to my allergy yet we still suffer a lot from cat poop every day as most happens overnight when the dogs are inside.

In theory a great idea in practice a bit less so in the cat deterant stakes!

But the bonus point is we have 2 dogs :)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:41:25
I've just purchased a 4ft rubber snake  :)
We have 2x 9 foot Boa Constrictors and 4x metre long Pythons, they are suitable for hire if needed ;)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:41:57
I've just purchased a 4ft rubber snake  :)

Easy to take care of.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Tails on Monday, May 18, 2020, 11:42:03
We have 2 dogs and do not own a cat due to my allergy yet we still suffer a lot from cat poop every day as most happens overnight when the dogs are inside.

In theory a great idea in practice a bit less so in the cat deterant stakes!

But the bonus point is we have 2 dogs :)

I wish I had 2 dogs :(

To be honest, there's a huge park behind my house and I normally see cats roaming around there so I don't think they have a need to use people's gardens! We saw a cat on our fence once and the dog scared it off but that's the only instance really!


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: StfcRusty on Monday, May 18, 2020, 12:01:08
I fucking hate cats. Serve no purpose whatsoever.

I've always preferred dogs.  But I now wish to make a sizeable donation to the Cats Protection League.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, May 18, 2020, 12:03:02
The annoying thing is it lives several doors away (the suspect) none of the close neighbour's have pets, yet it has to crap in my garden. I do chase it off if I see it outside. It hates me  :)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, May 18, 2020, 12:13:19
Easy to take care of.

The risk is 4D boring it to death!


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, May 18, 2020, 12:18:58
 ???


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, May 18, 2020, 15:24:10
The annoying thing is it lives several doors away (the suspect) none of the close neighbour's have pets, yet it has to crap in my garden. I do chase it off if I see it outside. It hates me  :)
So do the rest of us!!


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Monday, May 18, 2020, 15:26:31
I've just purchased a 4ft rubber snake  :)

So in reality how are you going to sell a four foot double ended dildo to Mrs 4D?


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: bamboonoshop on Monday, May 18, 2020, 17:38:20
I really like cats. Used to not be a fan but that was parent influence growing up. The only time I had to deter them was from certain areas of a garden, like flower beds or sections of lawn.  Finely ground black (or white) pepper worked fine about once a week. What was good, the cat(s) stayed away from said areas but still came to have a mooch for a drink, a bit of a feed and some petting.

Any straight bloke who doesn't like stroking pussy needs to have a good look at themselves.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Arriba on Monday, May 18, 2020, 19:40:01
I like cats but think dogs are better..and yes they do shit in gardens and don't bury it. The fucker from next door does it in mine.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Walthams on Monday, May 18, 2020, 20:52:34
Cats never shit if your lawn is nicely cut.

If you have a problem with cats shitting in your garden beds, get yourself a good water pistol and soak moggy. He/she will not return.

I love cats by the way, they always shit in neighbours, so I don't have a problem.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: bamboonoshop on Monday, May 18, 2020, 20:59:56
Can only personally vouch for the cut lawn theory helps but the ground pepper sprinkled in flower beds is much easier than watering the puss. Haven't got to sit like a sniper waiting for moggy for starters  ;)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, May 18, 2020, 21:18:00
I have an artificial lawn, it craps on that  :)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Sunday, May 31, 2020, 19:24:31
Tis doing a good job, 10 days and no turds.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Sunday, May 31, 2020, 19:34:12
Tis doing a good job, 10 days and no turds.

Can we have a daily Cat shit update please. Thinking of getting a few as Iím about to put in the bedding plants.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, June 8, 2020, 18:00:15
Nearly 3 weeks and still no dumps. Seems to be working.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: pauld on Monday, June 8, 2020, 18:10:26
Nearly 3 weeks and still no dumps. Seems to be working.
You should take it to the vets, it's clearly constipated.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, June 8, 2020, 20:58:25
Ha ace, I might put my boys toy snake out the front


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, June 8, 2020, 21:16:04
Got a problem with a cat that crosses the road to come into ours every night once it is quiet.  Last week we were having a small piece of work done on the drive and when the builder packed up for the evening he swept all the sand up into a pile, fucking cat shit in it straight away! 


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: RobertT on Monday, June 8, 2020, 21:27:21
Cats do love a nice clean pile to shit on - hence many of the suggestions being ways to make the area seem "dirty" to a cat.

Just accept it though, the cat is trying to take you on as part of his/her team.  Resistance is futile.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: normy on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 09:20:04
Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: normy on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 09:21:49
Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: normy on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 09:26:00
Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.

Sorry posted twice by mistake


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 10:12:23
3 times  ;)

Actually Normy, I thought there use to be a delete post option  ???


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: normy on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 10:49:24
Couldn't find it 4D,  but my age is an excuse 


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 11:17:10
Pretty sure there was a delete option but it appears, well, to have been deleted  :D


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, June 29, 2020, 08:41:12
6 weeks and no cat turds, I can safely say that rubber snake is the way to go.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Batch on Monday, June 29, 2020, 10:13:09
6 weeks and no cat turds, I can safely say that rubber snake is the way to go.

Are you serious? Where did you put it?

We've got same cat shitting issue. Was looking for a bag and some bricks, but if a snake really works..



Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, June 29, 2020, 10:16:23
Are you serious? Where did you put it?

We've got same cat shitting issue. Was looking for a bag and some bricks, but if a snake really works..


If you need to borrow a real snake..... ;)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, June 29, 2020, 10:20:26
Are you serious? Where did you put it?

We've got same cat shitting issue. Was looking for a bag and some bricks, but if a snake really works..



I just put it in the area that the cat was shitting.


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, June 29, 2020, 15:37:19
I just put it in the area that the cat was shitting.

Fuck me...that will take some clearing up....


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: 4D on Monday, June 29, 2020, 15:38:15
That wasn't curled out by the cat  ;)


Title: Re: Bastard cat
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, June 29, 2020, 15:48:32
That wasn't curled out by the cat  ;)

Oh i see...


I thought it was a Siberian Tiger in your garden!