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Is that Batch?

Nah, this is Batch
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Surely that's Lars Ulrich?

Sent from my CLT-L09

You are all a total, total... a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you all are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
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My hair started going 20 years ago, now I have this tuft island at the front and a recending mainland behind it.

An Alan Shearer then!

I do have a 1 in 1 scoring record at the County Ground.
And I talk a lot of shit.

Guilty as charged M'lud.

Don't spoil the mental image. In my mind you are a Bodie/Doyle character driving the Capri.

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Mine too.

Its reality that is the issue.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That's the spitting image of me in 1987, even down to the white basketball boots, although I was driving a Mini Metro at the time.

Like you Batch, the mullet has long gone and the old chrome dome is starting to show through.

Here you go you b'stardos

Must have got some funny looks in the office doing that.

More than I have got, freshly shaved here :)

I did, I did

I thought than was a melon on a tablecloth before I zoomed in  :)

Did you watch that C4 programme about Bringing Back the Bush - What’s Happened to Women’s Pubic Hair the other day?

I muffed have missed it.

Januhairy is a thing atm.... bit leftie mind.

No I will check that out! my shaving is only above the neck though!

Is this Batch meeting Doyle yesterday evening?

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"I could be so good for you" used to love Minder.

Write the theme tune....sing the theme tune...

Genuinely one of a kind that programme, could never be replaced or reproduced. The Scrappy Do reboot was shit

Same as me!

That header never went in, Donkey.

As long as you gloss over the Ray Daley years.

That was the ScrappyDo reboot I was referring to

Oooh, I thought you meant the remake.

God I didn't realise there'd been a remake as well. I'm guessing double for that

https://youtu.be/LKutpR9e7JY

No but my magnificent finish from less than a foot did...Fjortoft aeroplane celebration followed. :-)

mine was a bullet header from the edge of the box...

6 yard box .

less bullet, more 'oh shit, keepers saved that guys shot and it's scooped up towards my head'

ps. Capri schmapri.

I've just hired an e-type for a day :) :)

Is that the 3.0e capri?

Ghia

My first car was a maroon Capri Ghia, it was the bollocks!

You rich bastard, mine was a rusty Metro (did a ton though!!)

Mine was a 1.6 B reg Escort. Loved that car!

PLC 994E Ford Anglia, Last careful owner. Tendency to jump out of gear.

Would have got you to the Marriott though!

Vauxhall victor 2.3
Tank

Mine was a cream coloured Mini Metro. The suspension snapped and the wheel fell off going around the White Hart roundabout. To make matters worse, there was an accident behind me and I had to get the cops out.

Red Fiat Strada 130tc Abarth 2 litre twin cam with twin 40 weber DCOEs.

Bought from a dodgy geezer called Mr Macari while I worked at the club.

£125 a year insurance as a 19 year old and would do 125mph flat out, as we could all do back in 85 with no speed cameras!

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Austin Allegro 1.3 Special. White, black roof and a square steering wheel! 😎

My Dad had a Vaxhaul Viva in the 80's that he painted two colours with Matt Emulsion.

I had the superstrada

Nobody likes a show off

No, JJ's Abarth was the top model, then the 105 TC followed by my 95bhp super  :) I think it was my 4th car.

My mum had a non Abarth Strada not a nice car, had to use it after my 1100 Fiesta went and before I got the highlighter blue Panda!

My second car was an olive green Fiat Strada 65 CL

I loved so much i got a 1.3 65cl v reg strada for cheap after and that was a great car tbf. Fantastic engines and no rust! Rare for russian steel!

Datsun 120Y (I think). Looked like this anyway. In this colour too

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I loved my Triumph Herald