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Title: Fathers day Post by: Sippo on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 15:05:09 I better no get any socks. #ungrateful bastard.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Batch on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 16:43:08 I actually wouldn't mind socks.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:04:33 Socks?
When I was a boy, I used to dream of having socks. Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:21:05 We used to live in a sock. In middle of road it was.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:41:37 In the middle of the road? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
We used to dream of living in the middle of the road. We used to have to live in the sewer, even being allowed to look at the middle of the road was a luxury for us. Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Batch on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:46:42 Quote from: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey We used to live in a sock. In middle of road it was. there was an old women who lived in a shoe. always wondered what happened to the sock Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:51:37 In the middle of the road? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? Luxury.We used to dream of living in the middle of the road. We used to have to live in the sewer, even being allowed to look at the middle of the road was a luxury for us. We had to leave the sock at 5am and lick road clean with tongue Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 19:46:03 Luxury. We had to leave the sock at 5am and lick road clean with tongue Lick road? If only I were allowed to lick road. I wanted to lick road but, nope, I was never allowed. Licking road was too good for me. I had to lick the cheese grater instead, but I was bloody well grateful for it. (Pun intended) Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Mother Brown on Saturday, June 15, 2019, 23:14:14 Catch yourselves on ffs.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Chubbs on Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:45:14 Can never have enough socks. Always top of the lists for birthdays and Christmas etc.
I'm currently sporting peppa pig fathers days sock and boxers. Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Bewster on Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:50:48 I better no get any socks. #ungrateful bastard. I only get Paul Smith socks - which saves me buying them ;D #sockwanker Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:56:54 I got an Ancestry DNA kit from my 2 girls and a big box of Lindt from my 2 boys and some beer from my Granddaughter.
Not sure what my girls are trying to tell me with that gift! Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: reeves4england on Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:01:43 First father's day for me. Our three month old managed to write a very thoughtful card and chose to wear a Happy 1st Father's day outfit. He even avoided pooing on it all day, largely thanks to a tactically placed larger outfit underneath.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Berniman on Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:01:48 They are just checking that there wasn't a mix up and their actual dad isn't Buster Blood vessel.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:04:42 They are just checking that there wasn't a mix up and their actual dad isn't Buster Blood vessel. To make it worse they are my step daughters :D and their real dad is almost exactly the opposite of me!Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Chubbs on Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:34:29 I was happy with my gifts from the boys.
Some beard products (missus is sick of me using up all her shampoo and conditioner) A posh new razor for my bonce, bamboo handle and everything. (i have no idea how the bamboo handle enhances the shaving experience mind.) Some savory snacks (love me some spicy nuts and crisps) Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Berniman on Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:58:40 To make it worse they are my step daughters :D and their real dad is almost exactly the opposite of me! Maybe it is the opposite then and they are trying to convince you that you are their real dad :D Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: pauld on Monday, June 17, 2019, 11:03:44 Whisky, chocolate and nuts. Job done.
Title: Re: Fathers day Post by: Ginginho on Monday, June 17, 2019, 11:46:31 I got some super-hero socks, a Toblerone and a chocolate orange.
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