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Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Sir red ken on Thursday, August 9, 2018, 20:34:50
So let me get the facts right.Transfer deadline day and all we did was loan out a keeper. I'm glad my hunting trip to the Welsh mountains was more productive.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 9, 2018, 21:17:20
we can still bring in players Ken, the big one is August 31st.

the bigger question is whether there is anything left in the budget (there must be, surely)


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Sir red ken on Thursday, August 9, 2018, 21:23:06
we can still bring in players Ken, the big one is August 31st.

the bigger question is whether there is anything left in the budget (there must be, surely)
Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Trashbat? on Thursday, August 9, 2018, 21:43:54
Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.

Cool story bro


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: RobertT on Friday, August 10, 2018, 00:47:45
So let me get the facts right.Transfer deadline day and all we did was loan out a keeper. I'm glad my hunting trip to the Welsh mountains was more productive.

It could have been worse, you could be a Spurs fan, not a single signing all summer!


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, August 10, 2018, 07:15:48
Obvious troll is obvious


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, August 10, 2018, 07:29:23
Bless, I think he wants somebody to listen about his hunting trip.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Friday, August 10, 2018, 07:33:06
Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.

We don’t have wild sheep in the welsh mountains. They would belong to a farm and therefore you’re sheep rustling which is against the law. Assuming you are telling the truth, which of course you’re not.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, August 10, 2018, 08:15:48
I'm not so sure about that. If I was a sheep I would be very wild if somebody shot me and put me in a freezer. :sheep: :sheep:


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Sir red ken on Friday, August 10, 2018, 10:34:40
We don’t have wild sheep in the welsh mountains. They would belong to a farm and therefore you’re sheep rustling which is against the law. Assuming you are telling the truth, which of course you’re not.
When did it become illegal legends? next your going to tell me the farmer can't tenderise them before the sold as chops.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, August 10, 2018, 10:44:01
When did it become illegal legends? next your going to tell me the farmer can't tenderise them before the sold as chops.

Read WH Hudson, a Shepherd's Life.  In early 19th century Wiltshire, nicking a sheep was often a way to avoid starvation, but if caught it was off to the Assizes at Salisbury and execution... or if the judge was feeling benevolent, transportation to the Penal Colonies.


Title: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: horlock07 on Friday, August 10, 2018, 11:49:28
Read WH Hudson, a Shepherd's Life.  In early 19th century Wiltshire, nicking a sheep was often a way to avoid starvation, but if caught it was off to the Assizes at Salisbury and execution... or if the judge was feeling benevolent, transportation to the Penal Colonies.

Whoop can we transport him to the EU!  :bye:


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, August 10, 2018, 14:20:11
Whoop can we transport him to the EU!  :bye:

He probably shagged them first, out of respect to local custom, then shot them to stop them bleating to the authorities.


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, August 10, 2018, 14:39:50
Red Ken gonna get ewe!


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attentio
Post by: Batch on Friday, August 10, 2018, 14:46:29
b-b-baaaaaaaaad to the bone


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Trashbat? on Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:03:44
Be careful he might shank you


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: blah blah on Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:20:29
that would be a ca-lamb-ity


Title: Re: 'Ken kills sheep' or 'Red Ken needs attention'
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:35:40
When did it become illegal legends? next your going to tell me the farmer can't tenderise them before the sold as chops.

When did it become illegal legends? By that, (i’m going out on a leg here) I assume you mean sheep rustling, which in another words is errr, theft....