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I seem to be spouting these things at a tremendous rate.

What the fuck are they and, how do I get rid.

What are they? Thought this was going to be about tattoos.

I have one, right under my eye.

I googled it and google told me that they are common among middle-aged obese people. I told google to get fucked, cheeky cunt. As for getting rid, one method is to 'freeze' them, then just pull them off. Best to see somebody that knows what they're doing, though.

Those little bits of flappy skin. I got loads around my armpit area.

I had one taken off whilst at the dermatology unit. Sliced off with a razor blade. Bled a bit.

Oh, right, I guess they are the skin equivalent of stalactites. It just means your really old.

Can't you just tie a bit of cotton around them to cut the blood and they drop off, just like you do with Lambs knackers?

It just means you're old and a fat cunt, embrace it. Get them pierced.

Ive got them on my neck and arm pits. I find that they come off quite nicely with hair clippers :-)

I have quite a few on my neck, armpits and groin and yes I am old and fat!

I can't just take mine off though as I am on blood thinners and will probably bleed for 2 hours afterwards but they do really fucking annoy me, especially one I have in all places behind my ear where my glasses sit.

I did try taking nail clippers to one long one (about 3mm) but it actually had a nerve in it so I gave up after a quick attempt and left it alone!