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Title: Oak furniture land
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:14:28
My sources tell me they will soon be announced as club sponsors


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Audrey's Bellend on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:22:05
Player sales end at midnight tonight.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:29:31
Shittest Theme Park Ever.....


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Ells on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:34:37
Shittest Theme Park Ever.....

There's a theme park in Wales called Oakwood and funnily enough it actually is what you say!


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:36:07
Shittest Theme Park Ever.....

how wood you know?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:46:07
how wood you know?
Its ok his bark is not as bad as his bite, you dirty rattan scoundrel.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:56:42
Are we branching out then?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 13:58:42
Are we branching out then?
I don't know, but I do know Oak Furniture Land does have branches everywhere.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Ells on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:07:33
We have been pineing for new investment


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:16:56
They used to Sponser Burnley

https://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/news/2015/june/oak-furniture-land-confirmed-as-principal-sponsors/


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: horlock07 on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:22:28
I was about to ponder why the fuck they would want to sponsor Swindon, but looking on line, by jiggins they are Swindon based. Does this mean a split from the dogging company?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:28:11
We have been pineing for new investment
How long before they are axed


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Tails on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:28:46
I didn't expect to log on and see this!


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:34:37
Guess if they are willing to stump up enough cash then it is ok


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:39:11
Quite a good match as their furniture and our defenders ( Preston apart) have the same mobility and turn of pace.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:43:28
Guess if they are willing to stump up enough cash then it is ok
Maybe some cash to spruce the place up a little


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Bewster on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:49:25
Don't they sponsor Preston or some other team in that area.

I am sure this rumour will take root.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Sippo on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:50:09
Useful facts of the day.

The bald bloke in the god damn awful adverts is the owner, and it's not oak - they actually use hardwood all from china.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: MaTaNzA on Monday, October 9, 2017, 14:51:56
Don't they sponsor Preston or some other team in that area.

I am sure this rumour will take root.

Burnley were at one point


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 15:15:34
Don't they sponsor Preston or some other team in that area.

I am sure this rumour will take root.

On the last page mate ;)

They used to Sponser Burnley

https://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/news/2015/june/oak-furniture-land-confirmed-as-principal-sponsors/


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, October 9, 2017, 15:18:07
Didn’t they previously sponsor Burnley?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Bewster on Monday, October 9, 2017, 15:24:02
yeah missed that


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: pauld on Monday, October 9, 2017, 16:12:48
It will give the club a veneer of respectability


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, October 9, 2017, 16:26:21
  Here's an STFC XI, inspired by the wonderful punning

                                        Les Berry

 James Almond,  Ashley Westwood, Steve Aizlewood, Dougie Woodman

     Joe Holyhead, Ernie Beecham, Podger Oakley, Bobby Woodruff

                            Roy Greenwood, Peter Thorne,

Subs, Norman Oakley, Steve Berry, Matt Heywood, Moses Ashikodi. Joey Beauchamp

D o F/Manager:  Tim Sherwood


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, October 9, 2017, 17:07:37
You lot are out of your tree.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Audrey's Bellend on Monday, October 9, 2017, 17:16:42
You lot are out of your tree.
Yew missed one there!


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, October 9, 2017, 17:26:22
I think they used to sponsor Burnley


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: garethgillman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 17:53:09
I hope this is annouced in Septimber - I will get my coat


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: FreddySTFC! on Monday, October 9, 2017, 18:02:19
There's a theme park in Wales called Oakwood and funnily enough it actually is what you say!
How dare you Ells? Oakwood is a national institution. Most of my school trips were spent there  :)


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 19:31:33
How dare you Ells? Oakwood is a national institution. Most of my school trips were spent there  :)

I went there a couple of times as a kid. Whilst it lacked some of the big expensive rides of other theme parks, it was great fun going on go carts and toboggans


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: tans on Monday, October 9, 2017, 20:05:31
Wonder if they had a meeting in Revs?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: woolster on Monday, October 9, 2017, 20:35:05
Wonder if they had a meeting in Revs?
who are they next to Power :hmmm:


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, October 9, 2017, 21:01:40
I hope this is annouced in Septimber - I will get my coat

What's wrong with Oaktober?


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: garethgillman on Monday, October 9, 2017, 22:10:55
What's wrong with Oaktober?

Or Decktember  8)


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Leggett on Monday, October 9, 2017, 23:20:58
Saptimber, Jesus wept. Open goal missed. Best leaf it to the professionals... :D


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 00:39:35
Yew wood knot cedar log(ic)


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Wobbly Bob on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 09:55:48
Hopefully the current sponsors won't arbor any grudges.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 10:59:41
I give these puns the Ronseal of approval.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 11:52:04
Let's hope they dont varnish before the end of the season like Kingswood did!


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 12:20:12
Let's hope they dont varnish before the end of the season like Kingswood did!
That's acorny one


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 12:21:51
Horse chestnuts.

That's my contribution, I'm not feeling very punny today.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 13:24:12
They’ll. e waxing lyrical at that one.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Sir Cliff Pipehard on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 13:45:35

Didn't they used to sponsor Burnley??


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Sir Cliff Pipehard on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 13:46:32

Or was it St"oak" City??


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: FreddySTFC! on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 13:47:48
Yew wood knot cedar log(ic)
& the winner is!!! Close thread.


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 14:38:38
& the winner is!!! Close thread.
Pfft! He's no Woody Allen....


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 14:49:53
More of a Woody Woodpecker


Title: Re: Oak furniture land
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, October 10, 2017, 16:20:34
Surely more like Woody Harrelson - hopefully the player wont be encouraged to carry a bit of extra timber